Gives you hell.... really awful stuff to do to real assholes.

here we go off the top of my head... the most immature pranks one can do to a real jerk off!!

1. get that chinese food thats been fermenting in your fridge for 2 weeks and dump in on their front stoop.

2. collect your child or nephew's shitty diapers and smear them on the windshield of their vehicle.

3. eat some hard provolone cheese and straight garlic, wash it down with some cheap beer, corner them and start talking right up in their face so they can't stand it anymore.

4. get some fish on clearance at the grocery store in the summertime, and put in under the seat of their car.

5. slip about 5 crushed up exlax in their drink.

6. go to Walmart, and get on the intercom, and shout into it, "attention walmart shoppers, [insert name here] is a raging fecalphiliac. thank you."


7. sneak into their office while they're on vacation, and tape up pictures of folks dressed up as furries all over the walls

8. take a big dump in the bathroom at work and stop up the toilet real good when you know its their turn to clean it.

9. at christmas, get some cat shit and mix it up with brownie batter, bake it, and cut it up and put sprinkles on it to make it look real nice and put it in a decorative tin and mail it to them, with the return address being from their grandma.1

0. if they're your roommate, have someone shave their chest hairs and order a pizza. very carefully remove the cheese from the pizza, and spread the chest hair over the crust and sauce evenly, and put the cheese back on. then leave it in the fridge.